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International Moose Count Underway
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International Moose Count Underway
The UN-sponsored International Moose Census got oﬀ to a ﬂying start today with hopes for an increase in the worldwide moose population compared to last year’s disapointing ﬁgures. Among the traditional early reporters were Egypt, returning ﬁgures of six moose, a twenty percent increase on 2011’s ﬁgures of ﬁve, and
Uruguay whose moose population remains stable at eleven. According to Robbie McRobson, head of the UN Moose Preservation Council, worldwide moose numbers are expected to grow markedly on last year due to the traditional moose strongholds of Canada and the United States, with the larger developing moose ecologies also poised to make gains. The largest percentagege increase in moose will likely come from China”, says McRobson, The Chinese government has invested heavily in moose infrastructure over the past decade, and their committment to macrofauna is beginning to pay dividends”. Since 2004 China has expanded moose pasture from 1.5 of arable land to nearly 3.648 and moose
numbers are expected to rise to 60,000 making China a net moose exporter for the ﬁrst time. This is good news for neighbouring Mongolia, a barren moose-wasteland whose inhabitents nonetheless have an insatiable desire for the creatures. The increase in Beijing-Ulanbataar trade is anticipated to relieve pressure on the relatively strained Russian suppliers, but increase Mongolia’s imbalance of trade with its larger neighbour. Historically the only competitor to China in the far eastern moose markets has been Singapore but the tiny island nation is set to report a net loss, expecting a decrease of more than ﬁve percent on last year’s 50,000 moose counted. The head of Singapore’s Agency for Agriculture, JingFeng Lau, explained to an incredulous Singaporean parliament yesterday that bad weather had contributed to this season’s poor showing, most notably when a cargo of 150 moose were swept out into the Indian ocean in a monsoon. Yet again the global demand for moose will be met largely by the US and Canada. The recession-hit States is taking comfort in its moose growth ﬁgures with gross production expected to break 700,000 and net exports to grow by 2. The worldwide
dominance of Canada shows no signs of abating though with this year’s moose population expected to match last year’s record ﬁgures of one hundred million billion. Europe’s rise as an international moose power will slow slightly this year as a response to the European Union’s move towards standardising the European moose. Stringent quality controls are holding back the development of the eastern european populations compared to last year when they contributed signiﬁcantly to europe’s strong growth ﬁgures. Norway, which is not an EU member but has observer status, strengthed in numbers relative to the Euro area with numbers of Norweigian moose, known locally as elk” expected to rise for the tenth consecutive year, particularly thanks to a strong showing in the last quarter. As moose season reaches its close, researchers world wide are turning to science in an attempt to boost next year’s ﬁgures. NASA stunned the scientiﬁc community today with the announcment of their discovery that the moon is signiﬁcantly smaller than previously believed. This conclusion, which is the conclusion of a tenyear collaborative project, will have profound implications for the moose community as the gravitational ﬁeld is now known to be of the right
strength to support moose in orbit. According to John Johnson, head of the NASA Moon Sizing Experiment the ﬁrst delivery of moose into low moon orbit could be achieved as early as the third quarter of next year. The technology to nurture moose in space is available now”, he said, ”all that is needed is political will”.
Granny wins World Wrestling Championship
By ROY MCROYSTON
The Korean Tribune 04 SEP 2013 matching last year’s winner. Lutti’s experience paid oﬀ initially as he took the ﬁrst two rounds, but as Johnson became more conﬁdent her superior strength came to the fore and she clawed back two rounds to take the contest into a decider. By this time Lutti’s body language indicated that he already felt overawed by the pretender to his crown, and the newcomer took advantage of this to engage a mutual headlock which she held for three hours until the Vatican man retired from exhaustion. The next seven matches were barely a contest as the news of Johnson’s supremacy overawed all her opponents who became too indimidated to ﬁght properly. Nigerian Tommy Thompson is also a relative newcomer to the wrestling scene, but with his 210lb frame he was expected to fare well against Johnson who weighs in at only 90lb. However Johnson’s lithe and slender, some would say scrawny, ﬁgure belies her agility and strength which she demonstrated by holding Thompson above her head several times during the bout and throwing him into the crowd once. With the scores tied at 2-2 time ran out and the contest went to a panel of judges to be
2 assessed. They awarded Thompson a C grade whilst Johnson received an A, becoming the ﬁrst grandmother to ever win the title. The new champion explained her success as the result of a strict training regimen instituted by her coach and grandson ﬁve-year-old Sammy Johnson. “I’ve been drinking ten raw eggs for breakfast every morning, sprinting ﬁfty miles a day and carrying my daughter’s car to the end of the road and back whenever I felt my arthritis was OK” she said. Sammy added “I always knew she could do it. She’s my grandma.”. The youngster is also her manager and has reportedly arranged sponsorship deals which will dwarf her one million dollar prize fund. Her new contract with headband designer Nike alone is set to earn her fourteen billion dollars over the next year. She will also be promoting Tupperware, Halliburton, the Republic of Macedonia, and Gala Bingo. Her continued participation in the sport is not assured as she wants to spend more time on her bungeejumping business, and knitting. Everyone here at the World Championships, however, hopes for her return.
Records were smashed in Nicaragua’s World Wrestling Championship last night as 78-year-old Maud Johnson, grandmother of ﬁve, became the ﬁrst woman for ﬁfty-six years, and the oldest competitor ever, to claim the gold medal. She walked away with her million dollar share of the prize money, runner up Tommy Thompson from Nigeria taking half a million, and third place New Zealander John Smith receiving a warm handshake from the umpire. Having started the tournament a rank outsider she began to impress in her second match when she took US number three Ron Ronson by surprise and subdued him in twenty seconds with her unique move that has been dubbed “Maud’s Death Grip”. The injection of a new wrestling style into the tournament was welcomed by spectators and Johnson’s pre- and post-match breakdances have proved entertaining to fans. However, she was still not expected to win in round three last Wednesday, facing oﬀ against title-holder Paulo “SpineSnapper” Lutti, of Vatican City. Underdog Johnson was soon showing her worth with stamina and agility easily